Welcome To The Jungle

Dreadful

Maniac

Heartbreak

Shutdown

Doesn’t each word perfectly sum up each Wild Card Playoff games from Saturday to Sunday?

Playoff football was not a disappointment this weekend dear hearts. It served us well, unless you were a Bengals, Skins, Vikes or Texans fan. At least you’re not a Browns fan

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Dear Texans, Mr Watt cannot spend all sixty minutes of playtime playing both sides of the ball. I suggest you a) find a quarterback who isn’t passing to the secondary b) establish a running game c) lay down in the middle of the field.

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Burfict was not perfect in his snap judgement. Hearts we know this isn’t the first time, that little devil.

It looked a little chilly in Minny on Sunday. I really believe the end zone was known as the ice zone. Likely why not one touchdown was made. No ice skating allowed. The NFL wouldn’t allow it. 

For whatever reason, watching Green Bay makes me sleepy. Or it was from my Nth glass on the rocks from the night before. I’m not sure.

I drifted in and out of a Sunday sleeper while watching the Skins get taken over by the Pack.

For your playoff fantasies to develop I’ve attached a the following visual.

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Oh, and this (former) Bear now has hair right there!

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Cheers

xx|oo FFF

 

 

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Author: Football Femme

A football-loving, well-heeled Miss, who enjoys sipping her scotch whisky neat.

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